Show proper respect, for you are standing in the presence of
Eris Esoteric, goddess Discordia.
(And she hasn't taken her pills today.)

Are you curious about advancement opportunities in the Bavarian Illumuinati?		YES I'd like to know the five simple actions that will turn me into a mental wizard in a single weekend?
If you think the Principia Discordia is just Ha Ha, go back and read it again.		THIS MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT GUIDE IN YOUR LIFE!
Face to face with the mighty forces and elements of nature, the thoughtful man fearlessly contemplates his place in the great cosmic scheme.	Hail Hail Hail Hail Hail Eris Eris Eris Eris Eris	WARNING: prolonged use in a darkened room may induce hallucinations or undesired side effects.
Why do you feel a deep connection to this symbol?	These and many other burning questions can be answered for you, all you have to do is read THIS SIMPLE PAMPHLET. Called the Principa Discordia.	Have you ever wondered why the pyramids of Egypt have five sides, (including the bottom)?

Welcome to Longwing's shrine to Eris Esoteric, a place of digital pilgrimage for all those with a little Chaos in their hearts and a Golden apple in their thoughts.
Who is this Eris chick and why do I feel mysteriously drawn to that strange spinning symbol?

Look around you, what do you see? Reality, the world at hand. We live our lives continuously adapting to, and learning from, the world around us. But even as we stumble onwards through this life, we are always searching for something higher, we seek out understanding. But the harder we search for this comprehension, the more we seem to lose the truly important facts, and the fact we miss the most...

We all take reality to seriously.

I mean, come on! If it were meant to be taken seriously, why would we need people like Einstein to figure anything out? The Discordians say we take reality WAY too seriously, and that we could all use a little madness. I am a Discordian, I worship Eris, not because it's sensible, but because it's off tilt. Eris is a perverse little deity, she gives chaos as a reward for worship. Some people need that Chaos. Without all this madness, we'd go insane.

If you agree with me, then you should probably read the Principa. If you disagree, then read it anyway, it's good for a laugh.

This shrine was erected during The Year Of Our Lady Discordia 3166 on the 58th of Aftermath.

Copyleft information provided by
The Bureau of Symbols, Emblems, Certificates, and Such;
subdivision of the House of the rising Hodge,
within the Paratheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric.
(It might not make sense, but damn is it fun.)